Ever since I bought my first record, I was a fan of Hip Hop music.  Hip Hop artists have a lot of traits, but many like to (or can) be characterized as chauvinistic, proud, masculine, and pretty tough knuckle-heads.  Very rarely would a hip hop artist openly support being gay.  That’s why when my friend Filthy Rich sent this link of “14 More of the Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever”, I thought it was hilarious.  Check out this list in full but here are some of the highlights.  I really like how the article breaks up each lyric into “What he’s probably saying” and “What we like to think he’s saying”.

Canibus – Second Round K.O.
The Lyric:
“You might got more cash than me, but you ain’t got the skills to eat a nigga’s ass like me.”
What He’s Probably Saying:
“Despite what your extravagant wealth may imply, I am, in fact, the superior rapper and can destroy the ego of any opponent.”
What We Like To Think He’s Saying:
“You might be rich, but you will never toss a salad the way I do.”

N.E.R.D. – Lap Dance